breck 10 months ago

I do put try to make them a mix of feedback + entertainment.

Example

To: jeff@amazon.com

subject: The Day the Music Died

I was looking forward to playing my Yamaha Digital Piano that I ordered from Amazon today when I got home from work at "the country club". Instead I'm stuck tapping this UPS "Delivery Attempted" notice and the melodies just aren't coming through.

?

In the last 6 months I ordered 37 packages from Amazon. I needed to be home for zero.

Why didn't Amazon send me an email, phone call, text, message through Echo, notification through one of my four Amazon iPhone apps, or airdrop from a drone alerting me that I needed to be there for this package?

I also have an Amazon Echo at home so Alexa should have an idea of my schedule and know that the odds of a successful delivery at 4:42pm on a weekday are 1%. Now I'm listening to Alexa play sad songs instead of belting out great new tunes on my Yamaha.

Also, why didn't the UPS driver call or text me when he or she was at my building to ask if it was okay to leave the package? This would have saved them a minimum of 1 trip and I wouldn't have to bet the delivery of my $700 package to a half a cent sticky note stuck to my door being pelted by the Seattle rain.

OK love ya bye

-Breck

  • potsandpans 10 months ago

    If this is representative of the quality of your emails, I would read every one that you published.

  • gadders 10 months ago

    What was the reply? Give us the gist if you don't want to share the whole thing.

    • breck 10 months ago

      Yes, they solved it. I forget what they did in that case, but IIRC it was like, that night or early next morning the piano showed up. And I got a phone call from someone in JB's office.

      Even last week I had a similar experience:

      Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2024 06:24:04 -1000

      Subject: the journey of the thermometer

      From: Breck Yunits <breck7@gmail.com>

      To: jeff@amazon.com

      ORDER NUMBER 112-0027370-6957065

      Please don't ask me to explain. Look at the shipping history. The package has travelled from Hawaii to California. I am in Hawaii. WTF?? October deliver for an amazon prime 2 day?!!!!

      please fix.

      thanks lov ya bye!

      ------

      Within hours I got a voicemail:

      "Hi, this is Heidi calling from the Amazon executive customer department calling you regarding to the email you sent to Andy Jesse"

      And Amazon identified and fixed the problem and gave me a $30 gift card.

      ----

      I tell all the startups I invest in: if the CEO of $1T Amazon with 1.6 million employees can intelligently handle receiving constructive customer emails over a $10 purchase, why can't you?

  • quesera 10 months ago

    This triggers my "don't overwhelm your correspondent" watchdog.

    I'm occasionally prone to self-indulgence in written correspondence.

    ... (There, I said it.)

    I hope that my coworkers are blissfully unaware of this tendency. Sometimes I must write dense things which they must read, because a formal record is required and technology is complicated. But I hope they perceive me as a crisp and clear communicator who makes copious but appropriate use of sentence fragments in bullet point form (not too deeply-nested). With judicious and limited use of humor, and only of the sort that is adequately subtle to be overlooked by any who would not readily accept it.

    I would especially hesitate to attempt anything but the most simplifed and direct version of my message in a request for help!

    Although I guess when you're emailing a consumer product corp c-suite, you have a greater expectation of patience for customer communications, and of general literacy.

    In truth, the exec's mail-tenders are likely relieved to receive anything not written in a hostile tone, and perhaps delighted by anything in complete sentences. All the more so, if they are able to help.

    Thank you. May every minor wickedness find its appreciative audience.

wslh 10 months ago

I have a similar success rate with a few emails to top CEOs in companies such as AMEX, and Toshiba Japan. It is probably that someone else is shadowing them but they acted very quickly with specific issues, and less hierarchical people follow the issues until they were success. Better than support.

fn-mote 10 months ago

I check the profile when I read crazy comments like the GP's. It looks like a busy life.

busterarm 10 months ago

I dunno, man. Valve is one of the most profitable private companies ever and GabeN famously replies to cold emails.

Honestly CEOs (and/or their staff) paying attention to customers is a typical marker of successful companies.

SoftTalker 10 months ago

It's not the CEO replying, it's one of his/her assistants.

  • mr_toad 10 months ago

    More likely it’ll be the PR dept. The CEO’s assistants might glance at it.

  • breck 10 months ago

    hence why I wrote "(or the CEO's office)"

jongjong 10 months ago

I suppose it depends if your email is relevant to their interests.

My CEO response rate is about 1%. That one time when DHH (creator of Ruby on Rails) responded to my email about my software library 10 years ago. It wasn't even a Ruby library. What a nice guy. A great CEO and engineer as well.

  • kirubakaran 10 months ago

    I too can add that my in-person interactions with DHH were incredibly pleasant. What an amazing person!