kstrauser 3 days ago

Leave Fife out of it. His heart was in the right place, at least. Also, his boss made sure he was unarmed.

  • opello 3 days ago

    Or at least not readily armed, bullet in the shirt pocket and all.

    • JohnMakin 3 days ago

      In at least one episode he gets it taken away from him, which is my favorite bit. “Give me my bullet!”

winddude 3 days ago

this administrations competence on anything and everything has been a kid eating glue

  • malfist 3 days ago

    One of them has bragged about how difficult it is to identify a giraffe, but that he's done it three times

    • FireBeyond 3 days ago

      And probably also been asked to draw a clock at a certain time, too.

  • jermaustin1 3 days ago

    If it wasn't meant to be eaten, it shouldn't have tasted so good!

  • rbanffy 3 days ago

    We should get their heads checked for crayons.

mcs5280 3 days ago

Pretty sure that's a feature, not a bug

  • JohnMakin 3 days ago

    Personally I believe this but it gets into conspiracy theory real quick. There are far simpler explanations.

    • jermaustin1 3 days ago

      Same, I want to believe that this is all a ruse and that the are smart and just really good at playing dumb, but there are just too MANY of them.

      It's sycophancy plain and simple. Surround yourself with only yes-men, it ends up becoming less and less competent as the ones who stand up and say no are replaced.

      Even if they know better, they can't do better because they know there is no loyalty to nay-sayers.

      • XorNot 3 days ago

        The main thing is that if you're a big enough entity, in favorable enough conditions, it's possible to make stupid decisions continuously and survive them for a very long time.

        It's the "market can remain irrational..." problem.

        • shermantanktop 3 days ago

          And as a consequence, never recognize them as being stupid---in fact the reverse, because your bad ideas are met with macro success even while individually they may struggle.

          It's yet another broken feedback loop.

    • kevin_thibedeau 3 days ago

      The simpler explanation is that all the competent people saw what happened the first go around and want nothing to do with it. That leaves a detritus of sociopathic wannabes to select from for staff, all vying to mirror the behavioral profile of dear leader.

    • miltonlost 3 days ago

      Incompetence and conspiracies go hand-in-hand.

      • JohnMakin 3 days ago

        Not really. It is far easier to explain incompetence in powerful positions than to explain competence on purpose in powerful positions - the latter is definitely a conspiracy, the former is not.

shadowtree 3 days ago

Maduro and his bodyguards would slightly disagree.

  • andrewflnr 2 days ago

    Unfortunately for Maduro, that operation was run by military professionals rather than directly by Trump's lackeys. But give Hegseth enough time and he'll bring them around to the new standard.

6stringmerc 3 days ago

When I saw mention it was in context of a “contracting” type set of info / document I actually chuckled - I spent a decade in procurement and sales for high stakes contracts. Incompetent person has no idea how to manage a procurement and goes online. Basically this is a 2026 version of an inept executive bashing “what is an RFP” into a search engine from 2007.

0xy 3 days ago

And when the CCP compromised the law enforcement portal for every American ISP, stealing info on 80% of Americans, including both the Kamala and Trump campaigns, under the previous admin it was rock solid op-sec, presumably.

Or when the previous admin leaked classified Iran attack plans from the Pentagon, so bad that they didn't even know whether they were hacked or not.

You can at least pretend to make a technical argument over a political one.

  • zzrrt 3 days ago

    > CCP compromised the law enforcement portal for every American ISP

    Isn’t that the fault of the ISPs, not the admin?

    • direwolf20 3 days ago

      It was a previous admin who mandated a backdoor. Predictably, enemies of the state got access to the backdoor.

    • 0xy 3 days ago

      Nope. The breach was in law enforcement operated portals.

      • zzrrt 3 days ago

        Source? I cannot find anything suggesting that law enforcement agencies operate the portals. They are mandated by law and used by law enforcement, but operated by the telecom providers.

        From [0]: “Last year almost a dozen major U.S. ISPs were the victim”, “the intruders spent much of the last year rooting around the ISP networks”, “telecom administrators failing to change default passwords”, “Biden FCC officials did try to implement some very basic cybersecurity safeguards, requiring that telecoms try to do a better job securing their networks”. Per the original topic, the article goes on to explain how the Trump admin destroyed those little security steps.

        I’m okay with some both-sidesing of bad opsec, but I think you’re incorrect on the blame in this story, and to the extent it is the government’s responsibility, the Trump II response was worse than the Biden’s.

        [0] https://www.techdirt.com/2025/11/07/trump-cybersecurity-poli...

  • Daishiman 3 days ago

    You're the one making a political argument by doing a whataboutism that attempts to negate the failings of this administration. Which you're not even doing correctly because by every measure the previous administration was drastically more competent by looking at the qualifications of the people who filled their posts.

    • 0xy 3 days ago

      Can you explain how leaking the phone metadata of 80% of Americans and compromising the integrity of the 2024 election campaign's private comms is better OpSec than a single leak?

      It's the worst U.S. government leak of all time, by far.

      • Daishiman 2 days ago

        The 2024 election had no substantial integrity compromises. Nobody with credibility has critiqued its results.

stronglikedan 3 days ago

It's been the same with every administration, unfortunately. It's just a side effect of such an unnecessarily big goverment.

  • jfreds 3 days ago

    Inviting a reporter from the Atlantic to your signal chat where you coordinate military plans has nothing to do with government being too big

    • chrisco255 3 days ago

      If they are so leaky then why were they able to capture Maduro without a single American casualty? On one hand you claim incompetence and yet no one was tipped off. So maybe the Signal group chat wasn't as important as it was made out to be?

      • direwolf20 3 days ago

        ... because they didn't leak the Maduro operation? Also because Venezuela cooperated.

  • acdha 3 days ago

    You have to actively maintain a state of ignorance to say this isn’t different. Go look at all of the public reporting starting in January about the way appointees in the Pentagon, DOGE, etc. blew through the normal policies and procedures controlling access, clearing people, or restricting sharing.

    For example, this wasn’t just “oops, I used the wrong number” but Hegseth getting a custom line run into a secure facility so he could use a personal computer of unknown provenance and security:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/us/politics/hegseth-signa...

    That’s one of the reasons why one of the first moves they made was to fire CISOs and the inspectors general who would normally be investigating serious policy violations.

    This isn’t “big government”, it’s the attitude that the law is a tool used to hurt their opponents and help themselves but never the reverse.

  • JohnMakin 3 days ago

    Are you sure? This guy didn't pass a counterintelligence polygraph. Like, the one that asks "are you sure you're not a spy?"

    • subscribed 3 days ago

      Which polygraph, "lie detector" polygraph?

      https://www.apa.org/topics/cognitive-neuroscience/polygraph

      > Reviews of decades of scientific research suggest that polygraph tests are not reliable or accurate enough to be used in most forensic, legal or employment settings.

      > Although lying can cause the physiological responses measured by polygraph machines—such as sweating and increased heart rate—those same changes can occur even when people are not lying, for example when they are nervous.

  • snake42 3 days ago

    You really think that every other administration has had this level of incompetence? The current bumbling and corruption is absolutely unparalleled.