simondotau 5 days ago

Consider the first star as an award for technically qualifying as a “movie” in much the same way as tree bark qualifies as food.

  • throwaway173738 4 days ago

    It’s actually the pith between the bark and the sapwood that is edible.

    • simondotau 4 days ago

      If you don't die within 1-2 weeks of watching a movie, it surely deserves at least 2 out of 10 stars.