Comment by RHSeeger

The Narcissist's Prayer

> That didn’t happen.

> And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.

> And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

> And if it is, that’s not my fault.

> And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

> And if I did, you deserved it.

You've checked off the first 3 so far. The government has checked off all 6 of them.