Comment by jawns

I bought a second-hand unicycle with my own money in eighth grade and spent nearly all of high school trying to ride it well.

At my best, I could ride forward with no problem, but never quite mastered how to remain in one spot by rocking back and forth.

The answer to the "Does it hurt?" question is very accurate. There's just no getting around the fact that the saddle is going to be mildly uncomfortable all the time, and more than mildly uncomfortable the longer you ride.

But I was surprised that one question does not appear among his FAQs, because it is one that comes readily to mind to me.

"Does it help with the ladies?"

The answer is a resounding no. It does not help with the ladies.