Comment by ebbi

Comment by ebbi 20 hours ago

24 replies

Taking inspiration from the East India Company, Apple should colonize the UK and take over the government - the iGovernment, if you will.

Citizens will regain their right to e2ee privacy, they will not have to deal with voting for mediocre politicians to lead them. Instead, Tim Cook will be their new leader, and every morning over the mandatory installation of HomePods in each home, citizens will be greeted with an ecstatic "Good morning!" to get them energized for the day ahead.

Voting will be done via iPhones, where FaceID will verify the eligibility of the voter before the vote has been submitted.

sargun 19 hours ago

I have wondered why the likes of McKinsey, KPMG, and PWC do not put up candidates (don't even sponsor them, just say you're electing _well known consultancy_).

  • dan-robertson 18 hours ago

    1. Why would McKinsey etc be interested in a well-functioning government? Best argument I have is that if the economy grows then government (and private) spending on consulting may grow.

    2. Note that the consulting firms already managed to get the legislation they most cared about – creation of the LLP as a kind of entity – despite not having any candidates

    3. If the government is too associated with a big consultancy then (a) they may be pressured out of giving them contracts (not good for McKinsey!) and (b) failures by that consultancy will be highlighted more than usual in the news (also not good!)

    4. I mean plenty of people would go through the consultancy meat-grinder before becoming politicians. If you are training juniors to think similarly then that may carry over after they leave.

  • subscribed 3 hours ago

    They do. Look at the US Democrats specifically.

  • jordanb 12 hours ago

    This is basically Pete Buttigieg

    • andruby 5 hours ago

      * 2007-2010 3 years at McKinsey

      * 2009-2017 8 years in US Navy, including deployment to Afghanistan

      Not that much McKinsey imo

      Mitt Romney had a lot more years at BCG (22 years), including being VP + co-founder of Bain Capital.

  • dontlaugh 9 hours ago

    They all absolutely do. All capitalist parties are heavily funded by industry of some sort.

  • pjc50 6 hours ago

    That was basically Rishi Sunak, but going beyond that voters really hate it when you make the corporate control obvious.

    However, they don't ask questions, so one layer of money laundering is completely fine. Nobody asks where the funding for Farage's various projects comes from, for example.

  • NooneAtAll3 11 hours ago

    maybe they do?

    you just don't hear about which candidates are theirs

  • ebbi 19 hours ago

    "Here is my 300 slide pack to explain why you should vote for me"

    • blitzar 7 hours ago

      and that is how we got the "theys tells its likes it is" candidates.

  • weq 11 hours ago

    Because they can milk either side. Gov needs private partnerships as much as the privates need their money.

luxuryballs 16 hours ago

“Introducing, Apple Governance, a truly magical experience, and the best government Apple has ever made!”

  • CobrastanJorji 12 hours ago

    Our plan is to install our government under the tyrannical rule of a dictator, then fire that dictator, slowly collapse for a dozen years, and then rehire the dictator. Then we just sit back and let him cook.

sota_pop 11 hours ago

“This year, we’ve completely redesigned your governmental doctrines from the ground up - increasing governmental synergies by 700% compared to the M1 chip…”