Ofcom does what the government tells it to do. And the government does what people tell them to do. You underestimate the popular support for censorship laws in the UK - the country still had a legally-empowered "Board of Film Censors" in 2010...
You just need to donate to the ruling party or pay for the lunch and then you're good.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/fujitsu-uk-sues-department-h...
> did you have yours professionally trained or something?
It's rather simple really; the secret is money.
Only then can you tame a politician.
My government doesn't seem to be listening to me, did you have yours professionally trained or something?