Comment by wafflemaker

A little off topic, but there is this joke:

A Russian and American soldier meet during some peacekeeping mission/veteran fair and discuss which army is better.

They go through weapons, the American really likes AK-47. They talk about training. They discuss the distributed vs centralized command.

Finally the American says that they eat 5k calories per day. The Russian suddenly jumps up, points his finger at the American and starts yelling: "Liar! Nobody can eat that much potatoes!"