Comment by marky1991

Comment by marky1991 2 days ago

9 replies

I swear I went home from work but then got fired from my job for falling asleep at my desk. I don't understand what happened. (And even if I did fall asleep at my desk, who fires an employee for falling asleep once?)

criddell 2 days ago

> who fires an employee for falling asleep once?

Happened to my grandfather even though he was probably the best damned cab driver in all of Michigan.

  • silisili 2 days ago

    When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

    Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.

  • anal_reactor 2 days ago

    I will never forget my grandpa's last words.

    > Stop shaking the god damn ladder you little shit!

  • cratermoon 2 days ago

    > best damned cab driver

    Did he fall asleep at the wheel, while driving? I can see that being a fireable offense.

    • gadders 2 days ago

      New screen for the game:

      >> Someone posts an old joke on Hacker News

      >> You interpret it literally.

      • cratermoon 2 days ago

        > be me

        > see old joke

        > attempt to make ND meta joke

        > see allistics not get it