Comment by potsandpans

It's from the post. And I agree, the author has no clue what objectively means.

Just another old-man-shouting-at-cloud blog post. you company culture sucks and the juniors need to be managed better. Don't blame the tools.

Objectively is like literally - they both also mean their own opposites (subjectively and figuratively) due to how people actually use them in real life writing and communication as opposed to literature