Comment by FpUser

Comment by FpUser 15 hours ago

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I would never allow any potential client ask me ANY political questions. Not because I like any political figure but because I am trying not to encourage fucking thought control. I hope we are not on Nazi Germany yet. It is just simply not their fucking business. On the other hand if they offer me a million in cold hard cash just for that I would tell then anything they want to hear.

nothrabannosir 15 hours ago

> I would never…

> … if they offer me a million…

This is exactly like that famous joke! :D “Mam I believe we’ve already established that. At this point, we’re just negotiating.”

  • FpUser 15 hours ago

    You nailed it. If they want to pry into my private things they better pay for it ;)

    • nothrabannosir 8 hours ago

      The punchline of the joke isn’t that it’s weird to put a price on X, but that it makes it rather hollow to start that same paragraph with four different variations of “I would never do X!”.

      It’s kind of like an Abbott and Costello routine. I would never do that! How dare you suggest that. You’re a commie. The scum of the earth. I’m above that. Gimme five bucks I’ll do it right now.

      • FpUser 5 hours ago

        There is a big difference between saying you gonna do it and actually doing it.

qiqitori 14 hours ago

So you disagree with Nazi Germany but you're okay with North Korea? :p