Comment by mnahkies
Yeah this is a fair take - I guess my unwritten stipulation was don't expect anything from the JavaScript standard library to behave as you'd expect, outside of fairly narrow paths.
TBH even when working with other languages I'd skew towards doing this, possibly because I've worked with JavaScript/TypeScript too much. It's a balance but there's a certain comfort in making constraints really explicit in code you control over blindly trusting the standard library to keep it's behaviour over the lifetime of the product.
It's not just JS. I'm familiar with a language interpreter that used C++ stream I/O for parsing numbers. When C++ expanded the syntax for numbers it broke the interpreter in some cases. This isn't too bad if you catch it quickly but if people start relying on the new, undocumented feature it can be impossible to fix without upsetting someone.
[Small edits for clarity.]