Comment by calvinmorrison

The 9fans list had this one for April Fools:

Given the huge maintenance cost of immature computer architectures such as mips, 386, arm, arm64 and amd64, we decided to put our focus on the more mature and stable achitectures:

power64 and itanuim.

Therefore, all architectures other than power64 and itanium are thereby frozen, conserved and promoted to end of life.