Comment by Aeolun

The tech team doesn’t want to give them the ability because it causes too many escalations. The legal team doesn’t want it because what if something goes wrong and someone sues? The customer experience team… wait, customer experience team? We don’t got no stinkin customer experience team. Those suckers only exist to give us money, and it’s been proven beyond a doubt that no matter how much we fuck with them they’ll keep buying the games anyway.