Comment by zbowling

I have almost certainly built high overhead parallelization primitives during my junior years.

Check out my high-overhead replacement for 'cat' in BASH

    ~ $ type cat
    cat is a function
    cat () 
    { 
        while read; do
            printf '%s\n' "$REPLY";
        done < "$@"
    }

Relatively, Rayon is higher overhead

Yeah, why are those bastards writing slow code? They should just write fast code instead