Comment by itomato

"Alright, here's another one: A man walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. bartender says, You can't bring that duck in here! the man says, No, it's not a duck, it's my friend Ducky. And the man orders a drink for himself and Ducky. Then he says to Ducky, Ducky, have a sip. What does Ducky drink? Correct! Ducky drinks beer because he's a man in a duck suit, not an actual duck."

Fascinating...

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